The
crowd in the arena was buzzing with excitement; everyone waiting to
see just who Mean Gene was going to meet. The legendary announcer
promised a very special guest and that his interview wouldn't
disappoint.
"Are you
all ready ladies and gentlemen? Ready for the return of the one, the
only...
...The Immortal Hulk Hogan!"
The roar
was deafening, as the familiar theme music hit, and the stud in the
yellow briefs made his way to the stage.
"Hulkster,
it's good to see you," he Gene said, saluting the former champ.
"It's
good to be back brother!" Hogan smiled, as he posed, letting the
fans soak in the sight of his massive frame.
"Now
Hulkster, I have to ask what all the concerned Hulkamaniacs want to
know - how are you feeling?" He paused briefly, his tone
becoming serious, "Is Hulk Hogan back at 100%?"
A
solemn expression crossed Hulk's handsome face. "You know Mean
Gene, I've faced the biggest and baddest men in my career, but no one
is bigger or badder than Titan, brother. The monster is strong, he's
vicious and I have to admit, I wasn't ready for just how powerful he
was.
The
stadium fell deadly silent.
"You've
met Titan in the squared circle three times Hulkster, and he's
managed to defeat you on each occasion. And last time, we saw
something I don’t think anyone ever expected to see. We saw
Hulk Hogan submit".
The titantron flashed alive, replaying the clip of Titan squeezing the life out of the American hero.
"It
can't be easy to see that can it?" Gene asked.
"It
definitely isn't Mean Gene. I can remember what it's like... feeling
the big man wrap his arms around me..the pain as he broke my
ribs...hearing Titan laugh in my ear as he squeezed the life out of
Hulkamania. Oh yeah, brother, I remember it all..."
"So
I have to ask, Is Titan just too powerful for you Hulk Hogan? Is he
too powerful for anyone to overcome?"
"Titan's
clobbered me, he's beat me down, he's even put me out of commission,
and you know what, I don't know if the power of Hulkamania is enough
to defeat him."
You could hear a pin drop in the arena, as all the fans waited to see where Hogan was leading this. Their hero couldn't be giving up could he?
"Maybe
Titan is just too much for any one man to overcome, Mean Gene, which
is why i've called in one of my friends.
Familiar
music hit, and again the crowd went mental as the curtain opened,
revealing...THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
"Ladies
and Gentlemen, the Ultimate Warrior!" Gene cried out in
excitement as the behemoth of muscle took his place next to Hulk
Hogan.
"TITAN!"
Warrior screamed into the microphone. "Your reign of terror is
coming to an END! I have watched as you bullied your way through all
the competition. I've watched as you even defeated the great Hulk
Hogan, but that is time is done. When the spirit of all the Warriors
and the power of Hulkamania are joined, it becomes an unstoppable
force. That force is going to put an end to you! So next week Titan,
find yourself a partner and then come to meet your destiny!"
The
two heroic wrestlers flexed their incredible physiques once more for
the fans before storming off.
"Well
there you have it folks! The two greatest powers are teaming up to
take down the mighty Titan. But will it be enough? Find out, next
week!"
***
‘This
is too good to be true,’ Titan smirked, as he watched the
recording of the interview, soaking in every inch of Warrior’s
unrivaled frame. He practically licked his lips in anticipation,
wondering what it would feel like squeezing the life out of that
massive wrestler. “Will you beg I wonder? and once I'm done
with you, I'll get to destroy Hogan again!" The world champion
relished the thought of feeling Hogan pressed against him once more,
moaning in utter agony. "So I need a partner" Titan mused,
thinking of who would be the best to help him decimate Hogan and
Warrior. He needed someone who could really help injure the two men
and put them on the shelf for good. "I know just who to
call..."
***
It was
finally time for the main event, and everyone wondered just who would
partner with the world champ? The mystery was about to be solved as
Titan waited in the ring with a sinister smile on his face. The
Russian was sporting his typical black briefs, a stark contrast from
his bright blue, cold, unfeeling eyes. His blonde hair was cut and
styled in his signature Mohawk.
The
sound of rumbling echoed through the speakers as one of the biggest
heels in wrestling history began to storm his way to the ring to meet
his partner...
The
Earthquake!
"Titan and
the Earthquake!" the commentator screamed in disbelief. "Do
you think they will be too strong to beat?
"We're
about to find out," his colleague answered, as the sound of
'Real American' hit. The crowd cheered for their hero in the yellow
briefs, hoping that this time, he could overcome the evil Titan.
"I
want you to hurt him, hurt him bad!" Titan whispered to his
teammate, as they waited like two sharks for their prey to enter the
ring.
Before Hogan even had
time to rip off his top, Earthquake sucker-punched him from behind!
Hulk
stumbled after the clubbing blow. Earthquake was determined to do
what Titan asked, he was here to take out Hogan and warrior. Both men
had defeated him in the past, humiliated him! But now, with Titan's
help, he would destroy them both once and for all.
"I'm
going to crush you Hulk!" Earthquake sneered as another massive
forearm sent Hogan reeling into the turnbuckle.
Hogan's
back hurt, and he reached out to the crowd for support, unbeknownst
that Earthquake was already charging him from behind!
"OH
GOD!" Hogan cried out, as the big man connected with an
agonizing splash. Hulk crumbled to the mat. His partner hadn't even
had time to come out and already the heels were working over the poor
Hulkster!
Just
then, the Warrior burst from backstage, zooming past the curtains and
down the aisle, making his way into the ring in an energetic frenzy!
He was a behemoth with a super-human physique, covered only by small,
bulging briefs. His handsome face sported the signature war-paint and
his long, wild hair was reminiscent of Tarzan or Conan.
Without
hesitation, he jumped into the ring and clothes-lined Earthquake so
hard that he knocked the big man right through the ropes!
He
roared as he helped Hogan back to his feet and to their corner. "Only
weak men would resort to sneak attacks!"
"I
am anything but weak, Warrior," Titan laughed as he climbed into
the ring.
The two
wrestlers circled each other slowly, the muscles on their enormous
bodies, tensing and flexing in anticipation of what was to come. The
audience fell silent, wondering just who would make the first move
when Titan surprised them all by taking a step back and lifting one
arm up, challenging Warrior to a classic test of strength.
“You
look strong Warrior, stronger than any man I’ve faced, but not
stronger than me”.
Titan’s
adversary didn’t hesitate for a moment and immediately locked
grips with him. Both men grunted as their powerful frames came
together, their bodies rubbing against each other as they each
jockeyed for position.
“And
as always…,” Titan huffed, his face reddening under the
strain, “I’m right!”
“Arrggg,”
Warrior hollered as the pressure on his hands and wrists gradually
increased, slowly forcing him to his knees.
“Look at this!” one of the commentators said stunned as he looked to his colleague. “Did you ever think you would see someone so easily overpower the Ultimate Warrior?”
“Never
in all my years! Could we be seeing the end of the Warrior
tonight?”
“I
can promise that!” Titan laughed, overhearing the commentator
over the sounds of Warrior’s labored breathing. Increasing the
pressure, the sadistic heel brought his face inches from Warrior’s.
“Before the bell sounds, you will be begging me for mercy!”
“The
bell is going to sound when I pin you 1, 2, 3,” Warrior spat
back, as he began to summon strength from his seemingly endless
reserves. His thick thighs and shoulders flexed as he began the
mighty feat of getting back up to his feet. No one had ever
overpowered Titan, but there was always a first for everything.
Warrior could see the look of shock in the champ’s eyes. “You
afraid yet?”
Surprised
yes, frightened, never! The Warrior was definitely proving himself a
worthy foe, but that only fueled Titan’s excitement. The more
spirit a man had to squeeze out, the more fun it was for the champ to
break them in his arms. With their hands still locked, Titan pulled
back with all his strength, bringing the muscle-man’s abs
straight into contact with his waiting knee. But the attack didn’t
end there. With Warrior momentarily winded, Titan took full
advantage. Grabbing a handful of the challenger’s skimpy
briefs, Titan used the leverage to land a vicious punch right into
the small of the Warrior’s back.
“Ahhh!” the beef-cake cried out, clutching his back as he stumbled forwards. The blow felt like a Mac truck crashing into him, and the three punches that followed were no better. “Warriors, I need your help!” the stud said to the crowd as he fell to his knees. The fans could tell by the look of pain in his eyes that their hero was in dire straits already.
And
while the crowd was discouraged by the Warrior’s state, Titan
was beside himself with anticipation. There was nothing he loved more
than pulverizing muscular baby-faces, and there were no baby-faces
with a body like that of the Ultimate Warrior
“Back
not doing too well? Here, let me start on your ribs!” Titan
grabbed a fistful of the American’s hair and hoisted him back
to his feet. The Ultimate Warrior was wobbly, but he was far from
beat.
“It wont be
that easy Titan!” The Warrior caught the monstrous heel off
guard, grabbing him by the wrist and sending him reeling into the
ropes. On Titan’s rebound, Warrior put all his weight and
strength into an earth-shattering shoulder block.
The
big man, teetered, but did not go down.
“The
Warrior looks shocked,” the commentator whispered into the
microphone, stunned himself that Titan easily withstood the
blow.
“You’re
truly a mighty warrior, but I’m the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!”
All the muscles on the stud’s colossal body rippled and bulged,
and thanks to his skimpy speedos, almost no part was left unseen.
“I’ll bring you down Titan!” Warrior cried, rushing
forward to deliver a powerful clothesline.
“But
you’re still just a warrior…I am a TITAN!” the
champ roared, ducking beneath the clothesline, while simultaneously
punching the hero in his gut!
All the wind was knocked out of the challenger, and once again, he found himself falling to his knees.
“Seems like you’re finding yourself on the mat quite a bit,” the Russian jeered, before bringing an axe handle blow down on the Warrior’s back. Titan proceeded to hoist his adversary up by grabbing fistfulls of Warrior's small briefs, once again pulverizing the hero's back!
"Stay strong, brother!" Hogan cried out in support, but Warrior was helpless as Titan continued his vicious barrage on the back, no doubt getting the Warrior softened up for his Bearhug!
The
monstrous heel was gleaming with pleasure as he pulled Warrior up by
his hair. Reaching between the hero's powerful legs, Titan easily
scooped him up and brought him down into a vicious back
breaker!
Warrior cried out
in pain, as his body spasmed on the mat.
Titan
smiled as he bent down low, close enough to feel Warrior's breath. "I
will beat out your strength, your will and then the Earthquake is
going to break your ribs. And once you are begging for your suffering
to stop, then I will clamp on my bearhug and break you completely
Warrior!"
"You'll never break me, Titan!" Warrior said defiantly.
That familiar, sadistic smile crossed Titan's face. "Challenge accepted".
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