"Nice place you got here gramps!"
"Yeah this is way better than our little setup."
"Thanks boys. I'm pretty proud of it. Took quite a while for me to get it how I wanted it."
It was just a couple of weeks ago when I met these two college kids. Probably just freshman with how they acted. I had just finished my cool down walk on the treadmill. I was on my way to leave and then they approached me.
"Hey sir, how are you doing?" one of them asked politely.
"Oh good, how's it going?"
"It's going pretty good sir, but anyway i couldn't help but notice your size and was wondering if you ever did any wrestling?"
I knew they were staring at me during my workout, but it didn't bother me. In fact, I loved the attention. Being 6'6 and 265 lbs you get a lot of eyes on you when you're going hard in the paint like I do. I also took pride that even though I was getting pretty close to 50, I could still let all of these kids who think they're number 1 know who's really in charge.
"Yeah actually I wrestle a lot. In fact, I've probably wrestled a lot of the regulars who go to this gym. Why're you asking, kid?"
"Oh well sir you see I actually have my own youtube channel where I wrestle people and my own website where I sell the full videos, but I was wondering if you'd be interested in wrestling me?"
"Listen kid are you sure? You seem to be a buck fifty soaking wet and I bet your neck is starting to hurt from looking up so much." I said a little condescendingly.
"Haha I know how it seems sir, but I like wrestling with guys who are bigger than me. That's actually how I got so popular. People really love a david and goliath match, but i guess if you're too scared to wrestle me then:"
I rolled my eyes; I saw right through his reverse psychology, but honestly little guys like him were my favorite people to wrestle against.
"Alright kid, you got a deal, but don't think i'm gonna take the fall for ya when we do this.
"Oh by all means sir don't pull any punches for me. I've been taking on guys like you long enough to know what works." he assured.
"Is that right? Well give me the time and place son and how about your name while you're at it."
"Uhhh well, I'm usually free on the weekends and we could do it at my apartment if that's alright with you and my name's David by the way." he said extending his hand.
I raised my eyebrows. "David, huh?"
"Haha i know right. Kinda ironic, but I swear it's the truth!" David said assuringly.
"Alright David I'm Mark," I said, shaking his hand. "Who's your friend here?" I said gesturing to the kid behind him.
"I'm J-j-jason s-sir!." he said nervously. "I film David's videos and help edit them. We split the money we make from them 50/50."
"Oh I get it now...well boys I'll tell you what, my wife and daughter will be out of town this weekend, so you're both more than welcome to come to my place. I actually have my own wrestling room in my house."
They both looked surprised.
"Uh yeah Mark that sounds great!" David said.
Anyway that was 5 days ago and here we are now in my garage I remodeled into a big room to wrestle and get a little work out in. After we got everything settled we exchanged stats. David was 5'8 and 165 and had just recently turned 19. He told me I'll be the biggest opponent he's faced so far and oldest too. That's where he got the idea to call me gramps, but he's not the first punk kid to use that insult on me and he probably won't be the last either. We were both standing on my wrestling mat as Jason began to set up the camera to film.
"So I usually just like to wrestle until one side can't continue anymore. Does that sound good to you gramps, probably means this'll be over in about 5 minutes with your age?"
"Sounds perfect to me Davy, but I think you're the one who won't be able to continue."
David removed his tank top and athletic shorts, leaving only his underwear on, while I was sporting one of my singlets. I had a few, but the one I was wearing did a really good job of showing off my muscle mass, which always gets in the heads of my opponents whether they wanna admit it or not and I really wanted this kid to know how big the goliath he was about to face really was.
"Alright guys, I'm all set!" Jason said getting the camera ready.
"Let's do this already, before gramps has to go to bed!" David snickered.
David and I were both on opposite ends of the wrestling mat and waited for Jason's call.
"Alright 3..2..1..GO!" Jason shouted.
I began to charge at David, but he was ready for me and dodged by quickly ducking under me. Guess my massive height advantage worked against me and this little kid wasn't just all talk.
I tried to charge him again and just like before he evaded me. Suddenly he went behind my legs and rammed me with his whole body causing me to fall over.
THUD
"HAHA, not so tough huh gramps!!" David taunted. I'll admit it. He knows what he's doing:.but so do I...The sound of my body hitting the mat was pretty loud, but I've taken enough tumbles to where it doesn't even phase me anymore.
I was about to get up but then David got on the ground and locked me in an armbar and also wrapped his legs around my neck.
"Yeah, how's that feel, gramps!!?"
I could tell he was trying hard, but honestly..I barely felt it.
I began to curl my arm slowly just to see David struggle to keep the hold. A couple seconds later I broke free and used my now 2 arms to undo his lock on my neck, but I held on to his legs.
"Not bad Lil' Davy, but now it's my turn:"
I got up and flipped David over and adjusted myself into a boston crab position.
"Aaaackkk!," he began to let out a sharp cry,
"How's it going down there little buddy?!" I said as I cranked up the pressure on my hold.
"Gyahhhhhunnggg...okay I give!!!" I heard David yell as he repeatedly slapped the mat pretty hard.
"That's what I thought, little man." I said as I let go of his legs.
I took a second to flex, but David didn't waste any time recovering and suddenly jumped and latched on to my side, getting me into a koala bodyscissors..
"Grrrhhh how's that feel, gramps!!!?" David said as he began to squeeze pretty hard.
"Oh were you doing something? I hadn't noticed." I said condescendingly. Even though David was applying a lot of pressure, he was too lightweight to do any real damage to me.
I decided to quickly drop on my side and use my weight to crush him:
THUD
"OWWW UNNGGGGHHH," David cried out in pain.
I got on top of him, trapping his little body under my massive frame. I took a second to do a double bicep flex, enjoying how things were going for me.
"How's the view Davey? You enjoying the gun show? How ‘bout you fans at home?!" I said turning to Jason.
David was struggling and eventually was able to free an arm and used it to take a jab at my abdomen, which much like his last attempt, didn't do much.
"Aww that's cute kid." I said as I ruffled David's hair. He was starting to get flustered, which was just what I wanted..
He freed up his other arm and began to take as many shots as he could at me. Loud smacks began to echo throughout the room. I was still flexing but then after his umpteenth 1-2 punch, David was starting to do some damage.
"Grrrhhh," I groaned. David still kept going, hitting as hard as he could and then one hit caused me to double over to my side, which David used to push me off of him, freeing himself.
"Yeah gramps, like I said before, you're not so tough!!" David yelled. He then pushed me to the ground and got on top of me, but unlike me, his back was facing me and he continued his barrage of sharp jabs on my abdomen.
My grunts and groans continued with each hit. I finally gathered myself and used my legs to lock on David's head and fling him forward off of me.
"Ooofffnngghh," David groaned. I then quickly readjusted and put him into a camel clutch.
"My turn again boy. Let's see how long you can last in this one..." I said as I cranked up the pressure.
David began to yell in pain:"AHHHH OKAY I GIVE!!"
"You give what?" I asked sternly.
"GRRHH SCREW YOU MAN! I SAID I GIVE!!"
"Sorry what was that Davey? I'm starting to lose my hearing with this old age." I said mockingly.
"AHHHHH FINE I GIVE SIRRR!!!!"
"That's more like it, boy." I said as I released David.
He took a second to get back up. Clearly that hold took a lot out of him and I'm sure the hundred punches he did earlier are starting to catch up to him.
"You wanna keep going boy? I think it's clear who the real man is here." I said as I did a side chest pose.
"Yeah..I still got a couple moves I'd like to try.."
"Oh really...like what?" I asked cockily.
"Like this." David said as he made a gesture at Jason.
Out of nowhere, I feel an arm connect between my legs and suddenly I'm cradling my crotch from severe pain. Punks. Should've known these guys were going to play dirty.
"OOOOFFFNNNGGHHHRRRR"
Jason kicked the back of my leg, causing me to lose balance and kneel on the ground. He then applied a sleeper hold and was holding me upright while David took the opportunity to torment my abdomen some more with his fists.
"You don't look like much of a man to me right now gramps!!" David yelled, barraging me yet again with multiple punches.
Powering through my increasing pain and lack of oxygen, I grabbed a hold of Jason and then flipped him over my back hard onto the mat.
"OOOOFFF," Jason said as he slammed into the floor. I then grabbed a hold of David's arms and pulled him closer, quickly shifting into a bearhug I made sure would be devastating:
"GAHHHHHHRRRR," David yelled.
Not letting Jason go unchecked, I planted my foot on top of him as he futilely tried to remove it.
He wasn't much bigger than David. Probably 5'10 and maybe 20 lbs heavier than him if I'm being generous.
"Alright boys, I can play rough too!!" I yelled.
I dropped David on the ground and turned my attention to Jason..I brought him to his feet and removed his shirt, exposing his athletic build that was similar to David's.
"You're gonna pay for that move, brat:" I snarled as I lifted Jason into a chokehold..
"AHHHH IM SORRY SIR!!!" He pleaded, but I wasn't gonna let him get away with that cheapshot:
David suddenly got up and put all of his power into punching my side, causing me to groan and lose my focus. Jason was able to free himself and the two boys took a step back.
I readjusted my singlet by pulling it down, freeing my arms and began to beat my chest..
"Come at me boys!! I'll crush you both!!" I growled.
They both looked at each other and charged for my legs, each taking one.
"Bad move kids.." I said as I grabbed each one with an arm and flipped them both into an inverted bearhug..
"Grrrrr enjoying the ride boys??!!" I yelled. All I heard back were screams of pain. I dropped them both on the mat only to bring them back to their feet and lift them both into a reverse bearhug:
Squeezing harder by the second I made sure to be directly facing the camera:"Alright boys, who owns you??!!!" I asked loudly.
All I got in response were groans getting ever louder:"Guess you didn't hear me..I said...WHO..OWNS..YOU?"
"YOU DO SIR!!!!" They screamed in unison.
"THAT'S RIGHT! SO DO Y'ALL NEED ANYMORE PUNISHMENT?"
"NO SIR!!!" They said together again.
"Good. Glad we got that settled." I said calmly, dropping them both onto the mat.
I took a minute to do some victory posing. Going from a double bicep to a most muscular. Jason and David were still catching their breath. I thought about just letting them be, but then I thought back to their little underhanded tactic:
"Alright boys, I got one more present for ya." I said getting on the ground.
I then grabbed a hold of David, keeping him in place while I positioned Jason in between my legs and then applied a figure four on him. After that I locked on to David and applied a sleeper hold:.
"Okay boys, who's gonna go out first?"
"No sir please, we said we give!!" Jason pleaded while futilely struggling to free himself from my grip.
"You're right little buddy, you did and normally I'd respect that, but I don't respect a cheap shot from behind the back:.so I think I'm gonna have to discipline you two."
"Ugggggnnnhhhh SCREW YOU OLD MAN!!" David yelled.
"Now Davey I can make this quick or I can drag it out...right now you're both completely helpless...I can tighten my grip causing you to suffocate faster..or I can relax a little bit and let you get some air back...only to take it away all over again...which sounds better?"
As I was taunting them I was also switching between easing up or tightening my holds to really get my point across.
"Ungh David shut up!" Jason yelled. Still trying to pry my legs apart but to no avail.
"You know I have to admit, for guys your size, you gave me a better challenge than a lot of the guys at the gym, but just like you two now..I own them too.."
I began to squeeze even tighter, relishing the feeling of dominating two kids at once. They were both starting to lose their fight...second by second...not much longer Jason passed out.
"Looks like Lil' Jase is the first to go. Now I get to focus on you Davy." I said as I ruffled his hair again. He was already starting to go out, but I was having too much fun to let up. "You know Davy, I have to admit you have a nice build. I bet against someone your size, you'd probably get the win, but against someone as massive as me..you probably need 3 other guys just to make it a fair fight."
I noticed he was getting quiet. "Hey Davy..Earth to Davy?" I said as I grabbed his arm and let go and watched as it dropped to the ground.
"Well, that's one."
I repeated the process and got the same result.
"That's two."
I tried one more time to see if he was still conscious but nope. His arm fell all the same.
"And that's three. It's been fun, kid. Sweet dreams boys." I said ruffling their hair one more time.
I got up and faced the camera. "How's it going, fans of Davy? You can call me MuscleKing Mark." I said as I flexed a little bit. "Davy and his buddy are taking a nap right now, but if you liked the video and you think you can do better than them feel free to challenge me." I said with a wink and a little pec bounce.
"But right now," I turned to look at the boys and then back at the camera, "I gotta take the trash out."
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