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Loserboy vs... Versus!
May 2016
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 | Other | Versus flexing | Versus starts the match by flexing his body and taunting poor ol' Loserboy: - "Have a look at this sexy body! At the end of this match, you'll see this amazing body on top of yours!" An intimidated Loserboy thinks in his head: Hmmm.. I wouldn't mind that actually... but I probably should teach this arrogant guy a lesson he'll never forget. |  |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Versus | Loserboy takes opportunity of Versus' momentarily lapse of flexing to grab him up in a rest hold! Loserboy still believes he can tear out his opponents to oblivion with his Crushing Bearhug! Versus is clearly not impressed: - "What are you trying to do, Loserboy? Give me some tough love?" Despite Versus' taunt, Loserboy jerks his bearhug left and right in hopes of getting an improbable submission from his opponent! - "Shut up, Versus! You'll beg me to stop once I'm done with you!", grunts the mighty Loserboy! | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Versus, part 3 | Loserboy's bearhug seems tougher than Versus thinks. As Loserboy increases the pressure, Versus can sense a tingling feeling of discomfort crawl up his back. - "Oh no, you don't!", says Versus, "I'll show you that my bearhug is stronger than yours!" | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Versus, part 2 | | |
 | Bearhug | Versus bearhugs Loserboy, part 3 | Versus miraculously escapes Loserboy's bearhug by slapping his ears. Without losing any time, Versus promptly shows Loserboy his very own bearhug! - "Arrrrrrrgggh!", groans Loserboy. Versus' bearhug is clearly stronger than Loserboy's wimpy one. - "What do you say now, Loserboy?" | |
 | Bearhug | Versus bearhugs Loserboy, part 1 | | |
 | Bearhug | Versus bearhugs Loserboy, part 2 | - "Urgh! Your bearhug may be strong, but I'll never give up!", shouts Loserboy fighting fiercely to preserve his pride. - "Really? We'll just have to see about that!", says Versus as he squeezes harder and harder. - "Unnh! Urgh!" | |
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 | Full nelson | Versus full nelsons Loserboy, part 1 | Determined to show Loserboy that he way more creativity than him, Versus grabs Loserboy up in a Full Nelson, cranking up a few ounces of pain on both his neck and shoulders. - "Gnnnh.... Urgh, you'll pay for this, Versus!" Versus is so strong that he easily lifts Loserboy higher, making it harder for Loserboy to escape. | |
 | Full nelson | Versus full nelsons Loserboy, part 2 | Visibly shaken by Versus' incomparable strength, Loserboy feels that he is driving towards another loss... If he lets Versus takes too much control of this match, Loserboy will be too weak to fight back. - "Must... get... out of this .. nelson!!!" - "Try all you want, Loserboy. Your fate is already written in the stars. You are meant to lose every single match against me!", warns Versus. | |
 | Full nelson | Versus full nelsons Loserboy, part 3 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Versus backbreaks Loserboy, part 1 | - "I'm not done with you, yet! Let me play show you what I'm made off by torturing you with my Knee Backbreaker!" - "AAAArrrrrgghhhhh!", roars Loserboy as he battles against Versus' notoriously strong knee digging into his back. - "Just say the two words I want to hear, Loserboy", whispers Versus softly. - "Screw you!", barks an angry Loserboy, breathing heavily and still refusing to let go. | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Versus backbreaks Loserboy, part 2 | Slighty irritated by Loserboy's courage and bravery, Versus digs into Loserboy's stomach with a vicious Gut Claw. Versus tries again: - "All I want is for you to ask me for a bit of mercy...." But Loserboy shouts valiantly with all his might: - "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOM!" | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Versus backbreaks Loserboy, part 3 | | |
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 | Sleeper | Versus sleepers Loserboy, part 1 | Loserboy has just ticked off a switch in Versus that makes him utterly furious. - "Well then, let's finish this." Versus locks on a Finishing Sleeper of Sweet Dreams, sending Loserboy to a land full of nightmares in only a matter of seconds! With no means to escape from this devastating hold, it seems that all is lost, once again, for Loserboy. | |
 | Sleeper | Versus sleepers and flex over Loserboy | Versus checks if Loserboy is still conscious by picking up his arm and releasing it. Loserboy's arm is just limp and unresponsive as it lands on the mattress. - "Hmph! You're the easiest jobber I have ever fought. What a waste of my time." Versus celebrates his victory by flexing one of his biceps. | |
 | Sleeper | Versus sleepers and checks Loserboy | | |
 | Victory pose | Versus flexes over Loserboy | One bicep is not enough, why not pose with both of them and display this amazing body over Loserboy? Yes, just exactly as how Versus envisioned and predicted it at the beginning of this match. Loserboy has a nice view of Versus'... uh... family jewels? - "Oh I forgot to count you out... I'll do it while flexing". 1..... 2...... | |
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 | Groin claw | Loserboy... claws Versus! | - "3! That's the count where I crush your puny balls!", babbles Loserboy as he shocks the wrestling world by squeezing Versus' jewels. - "What?!? How is that possible?", says an astonished Versus. - "Did you really think a silly sleeper would take me out?" | |
 | Groin claw | Loserboy... double claws Versus! | Using both his hands, Loserboy digs deeper because he just happens to be this evil heel wannabe that takes control of his opponents and makes them his playtoy. - "Once I'm done with these balls, you won't be able to jerk off for another month! Ha ha ha ha ha! MWAHAHAHAH!", says Loserboy with a maniacal laugh. - "No... please! Anything but my balls!", begs Versus. | |
 | Foreign object | Loserboy chloroforms Versus | While Versus tends to his tenderized balls, Loserboy takes the opportunity to grab a cloth that has been damped with Chloroform and that just happens to be lying around the room. Loserboy shoves the cloth in Versus' face and murmurs softly into his ears: - "Yes, breathe this. It's called CHCl3 and it's also known as "Trichloromethane", or "Chloroform". It has a molecular mass of 119.38 g/mol and a boiling point of 61.2℃. But all you really need to know is that it's good for you and helps you sleep better at night." Apparently, Loserboy is such a bad wrestler that he has to resort to cheating and to evil scientific experiments in order to get a slight possibility of winning a match... | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Versus | Stricken with panic, Versus reaches for Loserboy's arms to break free, but Loserboy reinforces his grasp by locking on a Headlock. - "It's too late, Versus. I'll put you in a deep slumber and I'll make you my b*@#%!" Soon enough, the gas kicks in, Versus' arms fall to the mats as he loses consciousness, giving Loserboy total reign over his sexy body.  | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Versus | | |
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 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Versus, part 1 | Being careful not to repeat the same mistake as Versus, Loserboy makes sure that his opponent is really out by tightening a Sleeper and latches on to it for a minute or two... - "You're not going anywhere, Versus." Versus still seems to be a bit awake, but the devastating sleeper compounded with the chemical intake he just took is just too much for him. He can't fight back... | |
 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Versus, part 3 | While still holding to the sleeper, Loserboy drags Versus down to the mattress. He jerks it and cranks it a bit more... Now Loserboy is 100% sure that Versus is sleeping.... In fact, he can hear his opponent snoring: - "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ" | |
 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Versus, part 2 | | |
 | Other | Pondering... | "Hmmmm... what shall I do with you now?", ponders Loserboy. "I know, I just happen to have these shackles and this rope lying around, so I'll just tie you up and have some more fun with you." Everything is going according to plan... His goal to dominate Versus has succeeded. His path to conquer the wrestling world has only just begun! | |
 | Other | Shackles, part 1 | Loserboy carefully locks on one of the shackles on Versus' left arm, followed by one more on his right arm. The rope holding these shackles will effectively reduce his opponent's mobility should he wake up. | |
 | Other | Shackles, part 2 | | |
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 | Combo: Full nelson body scissors | It's signature time! | - "Hey! Wake up! It's hammer time! No... it's time for my signature!! The Ultimate Full Nelson Body Scissors!" The squeeze on his torso along with the surge of pain on his neck and shoulders immediately forces Versus to wake up. On top of being trapped in Loserboy's awful signature hold, he realizes he can't pretty much do anything since he is ... uh.. tied up. All Versus can do is to squeal helplessly and sheepishly: - "Arrrrgghhhhhhh! No! Let me go! You cheater! You good for nothing!" | |
 | Combo: Full nelson body scissors | Signature, part 2 | | |
 | Combo: Bearhug and body scissors | Tough love | - "Have I told you that I would like you to be my playtoy forever? Please don't go anywhere. Stay close to me. Let me hug and crush you with my arms and legs around you!", says Loserboy with some much tough love for Versus, transforming his signature hold to a destructive Body Scissors with Bearhug combo! Versus is feeling so feeble and weak as Loserboy's strength crushes not only his body, but also his self-esteem. How can a weakling like Loserboy, one with a record amount of losses, can possibly get the upper hand? How can someone as strong and intelligent as Versus can fall prey to Loserboy's evil trap? Is there no end in sight for Versus' endless torture? | |
 | Choke | Loserboy strangles Versus | Loserboy is determined to make full use of all illegal and foreign objects that are given to him. Using the rope that is attached to the shackles, he strangles Versus. - "Arrrgll.....", panics Versus. Loserboy can only laugh as he watch Versus struggling uncontrollably. - "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA HA HA!" | |
 | Sleeper | Sleepered | Loserboy gives Versus no mercy and no time to breathe. He digs in with a Headlock, followed by a Sleeper. Once again, Versus sees the lights dimming gradually... His wrestling career would forever be tarnished by this absolutely shameful defeat and there's absolutely nothing he can do about it... Shackled, weakened, crushed, squeezed and sleepered... These are all the perfect adjective ingredients that belong to what has become Versus: a jobber. | |
 | Headlock | Headlocked | | |
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 | Torture rack | Racked, part 1 | Not losing an instant, Loserboy picks up Versus, because he has one more hold in store for him. - "In my travels, I've started to learn a bit more pro and I'm not satisfied with you just falling asleep. I want to hear you submit! I want you to scream it! I want you to say 'I GIVE!' in my Powerful Torture Rack of Destruction! - "NOOOOO!", replies a Versus that still has a bit of fire  in him.- "I've racked many people and they all gave up! You'll be no different!", warns Loserboy as he starts to bend his knees to jerk the rack. [  You can view a clip of Loserboy racking Versus by clicking here ] | |
 | Torture rack | Racked, part 3 | - "ARRRRRGHHHH!", roars Versus entirely awake now because of the excruciating pain on his back. - "What do you say?!?", asks Loserboy. - "I give!" - "I didn't hear it!" - " I GIVE! I GIVE!", yells Versus. - "AGAIN!", insists Loserboy as he reaches for Versus'... uh... family jewels and starts squeezing it. - "No! NO!!! Stop! STOP!  I GIVE! I GIVE! I GIVE!!!!!!" | |
 | Torture rack | Racked, part 2 | | |
 | Victory pose | Victory pose 1 | After releasing the poor defenseless Versus down, Loserboy proudly places himself on top of him for his victory pose. - "Finally... a win for me. Let this be a warning to my next challengers! This should show the world that Loserboy will one day rise as The Great Winnerboy and destroy anyone who dares to oppose him! I will become the best wrestler this world has ever seen!" As he looks down to what's between Versus legs, he reaches for it and fondles it. - "Ah! I almost forgot... All of these will belong to me!" ** GASP! ** Is there anyone that can stop Loserboy? | |
 | Victory pose | Victory pose 4 | | |
 | Victory pose | Sigh.. yet another Victory pose 5 | | |
 | Victory pose | Victory pose 3 | | |
 | Victory pose | Victory pose 2 | | |
 | Other | Hmmm.. | - "Well.. there's not much left for this jobber boy. Anyone else want a piece of him?", laughs Loserboy as his echoing voice can be heard as he walks away, leaving Versus behind for the next lucky heel. Will you be Versus' next challenger?  | |
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