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Sylvain vs Loserboy
September 2016
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 | Other | Getting ready... | As Loserboy climbs into the ring and walks towards his opponent, Sylvain does not lose one minute to taunt him: - "I see you accepted my challenge, Loserboy. Are you ready to add another loss to your list?" Annoyed, Loserboy replies: - "You're a big talker. You'll be eating the dirt under my boot once I'm done with you!" - "We'll just have to see about that." |  |
 | Lock up | Lock up | As soon as the ring bells, both wrestlers lock up! Loserboy does this menacing look to which Sylvain is not intimidated at all. Being a veteran, experienced and skillful wrestler, he'll make a bite or two out of Loserboy, but he'll probably play around with him a bit. | |
 | Headlock | Sylvain headlocks Loserboy, part 2 | Indeed, it doesn't take long for Sylvain to take control of Loserboy by grabbing him in a headlock. - "What the??", struggles Loserboy. - "Didn't you see that coming? Yeah... well, with a name like Loserboy, I guess you're oblivious and ignorant to everything that happens to you. You're just one more jobber I have to deal with...", says Sylvain calmly. | |
 | Headlock | Sylvain headlocks Loserboy, part 1 | | |
 | A tenacious and methodical Sylvain swiftly brings his opponent Loserboy to the ground, easily transforming his headlock into a one leg takedown! Before Loserboy can even react, he is already down on the mats! What has just happened? How can he possibly let Sylvain get the upper hand so easily? Sylvain can probably pin and count Loserboy out, but where would be the fun in that? He absolutely has to toy with his opponent for at least a couple more holds!  Nobody likes a total squash match that lasts thirty seconds! | | ||
 | Takedown | Sylvain takes Loserboy down, part 2 | | |
 | Takedown | Sylvain takes Loserboy down, part 1 | | |
 | Takedown | Sylvain takes Loserboy down, part 3 | | |
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 | Takedown | Sylvain takes Loserboy down, part 5 | While Loserboy uselessly attempts to break free, Sylvain takes the opportunity to taunt him: - "How about you surrender now to save yourself from a guaranteed defeat and humiliation? What say you, Loserboy?" - "NEVER!" | |
 | Takedown | Sylvain takes Loserboy down, part 4 | | |
 | Gut punch | Sylvain gut punches Loserboy | - "Well then, let's have a little bit more fun, shall we?", says Sylvain as he delivers a couple of gut punches to his jobber. - "UNGH! URGH! NGGN!" Truth be told, Loserboy seems to be enjoying this punishment a bit too much... [  To view a small clip of the one-leg pin and a bit of the gut punch, click here. ] | |
 | Other | Waiting for Loserboy... | Feeling a bit sorry for Loserboy's constant streak of bad luck and his inability to wrestle, Sylvain gives him a chance by releasing his hold and by sitting in the corner. - "Come on, Loserboy. You're better than that. Show me what you've got!" | |
 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Sylvain, part 1 | Despite just getting beaten up, Loserboy is pumped up and ready to take revenge: - "You shouldn't have let me go! You'll be sorry for this!! I'll show you what I can do! I'll break you in two that's what I'll do! I'll crush you in my Devastating Fireman's Carry of Doom!" | |
 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Sylvain, part 2 | | |
 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Sylvain, part 4 | - "A fireman's carry?", wonders a puzzled Sylvain. "How the heck are you going to hurt me with such a puny worthless hold?" - "I can crush you in two by bending your body beyond its limits!", replies a ferocious Loserboy. - "Whoa... I'm shaking in my boots!", retorts Sylvain with a sarcastic tone. | |
 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Sylvain, part 3 | | |
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 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Sylvain, part 5 | Seeing indeed that the Fireman's Carry has absolutely no effect whatsoever on an otherwise calm and steady Sylvain, Loserboy decides to flip him over and catch him in a bearhug! - "Behold your demise! You will give up in my Devastating Bearhug of Doom!", roars Loserboy as he gives all what he's got to crush Sylvain mercilessly! | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Sylvain | | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Sylvain, part 3 | - "Arrggh! Your bearhug is strong! I cannot believe it! My back! MY BACK!", groans Sylvain as he tries his best to sell the hold with an Oscar-worthy performance. - "Aha! I knew it! Nobody can resist my bearhug! It is the strongest bearhug in the world!", chants proudly Loserboy as he walks and holds Sylvain around the ring. "Look at this! I can carry and crush any wrestler and make them submit!" Little does Loserboy know that, in fact, Sylvain is laughing at Loserboy's pitiful bearhug... | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Sylvain, part 2 | | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Sylvain, part 4 | - "Once I'm done with you, Sylvain, you will call me your heel and you'll never doubt my wrestling skills ever again! You'll become my slave and you'll do my laundry and wash my used singlets and speedos twice a week!" To Loserboy's amusement, Sylvain continues to pretend that this useless rest hold is weakening him: - "Argh! No! Must... resist...! I must not give up...! I must not... wash Loserboy's laundry...! I'm getting... weak... Your bearhug is killing me!" | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Sylvain, part 5 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Loserboy knee backbreakers Sylvain, part 1 | - "It's time to finish you, Sylvain, with my Devastating Knee Backbreaker of Doom!" - "Why is everything prefixed with 'Devastating' and suffixed with 'Doom'?", asks a curious Sylvain pondering Loserboy's naming of his holds. - "SHUT UP!", responds an angered Loserboy. | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Loserboy knee backbreakers Sylvain, part 2 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Loserboy knee backbreakers Sylvain, part 3 | - "Look at me! I can squeeze your nipples and I can even flex while I break you in half!", continues a rambling Loserboy. Sylvain cannot resist hiding a muffled laugh: - "Ha ha ha... You know.. you should probably use your second arm to hold me down or to bend me so I can actually start feeling something." Loserboy finally comes to his senses: - "What the? Are you making fun of me?" | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Loserboy knee backbreakers Sylvain, part 4 | | |
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 | Bearhug | Sylvain bearhugs Loserboy, part 1 | With that, Sylvain rakes Loserboy's eyes, frees himself from the hold and immediately picks Loserboy up with a bearhug of his own. - "Enough with your insolence! I'll show you how a real bearhug is done!", whispers Sylvain as he crushes the life out of Loserboy in his thick arms. - "ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!", roars Loserboy as he feels Sylvain's strength overpowering him. - "Now that's what you're really supposed to hear in a good bearhug!" | |
 | Bearhug | Sylvain bearhugs Loserboy, part 2 | | |
 | Bearhug | Sylvain bearhugs Loserboy, part 4 | - "How is this possible? I was in total control!", mutters Loserboy as he tries as hard as he can not to submit to Sylvain's superior power. - "Total control my a**! I was faking it since the dawn of time, but the pea-sized brain of yours couldn't make anything of it!" | |
 | Bearhug | Sylvain bearhugs Loserboy, part 3 | | |
 | Other | Warning, part 2 | Sylvain slams Loserboy to the corner and warns him: - "I hope you're ready for a world of hurt, Loserboy, because you're really going to get it now!" | |
 | Other | Warning | | |
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 | Gut punch | Sylvain gut punches Loserboy in the corner | | |
 | Elbow strike | Sylvain elbow strikes Loserboy | | |
 | Corner slam | Sylvain slams Loserboy in the corner | | |
| As Sylvain delivers a ruthless and unforgiving barrage of strikes, gut punches, corner slams and what not, he hollers out: - "Here! Take this! And that! This is for bearhugging me! This is for the fireman's carry you gave me! This is for the knee backbreaker! And this is... I don't know what this is for, but you deserve it!" Facing total humiliation, Loserboy pleads Sylvain to stop: - "ARGGH! Stop! Oww! ARRGGGGH! STOP! I give! I GIVE UP!" | | ||
 | Knee to groin | Sylvain knocks Loserboy | | |
 | Gut punch | Sylvain punches Loserboy again | | |
 | Corner slam | Sylvain slams Loserboy again | | |
 | Other | Taunt | - "Really!? That's all you can take? You're just gonna give up because you can't take a few little hits? What are you? A little worthless jobber with no sense of pride and honor?" Visibly infuriated by Sylvain's insults, Loserboy spits out: - "You're just a piece of s...." But before Loserboy can complete his sentence, Sylvain dives an elbow to his face for good measure!  *** KA-POW! *** | |
 | Elbow strike | Another strike! | | |
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 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 1 | As Sylvain sets Loserboy up in a Tree of Woe, he continues to lecture his poor old jobber: - "You really don't know when to shut up, especially when you're clearly at a disadvantage. Maybe I should show you how else I can torture you so that you can discover the true meaning of giving up!" | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 2 | | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 4 | - "I'll give you one last chance, Loserboy. How about you say that you're sorry for your behavior and that you'll do my laundry by washing *MY* speedos twice a week?" Twice a week? That probably makes Loserboy twice as angry: - "I still say you're a piece of..." Sylvain really knows when to time his hits to make them count! | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 3 | | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 7 | - "Well.. well... look here. Who's eating the dirt under my boot now?", smiles Sylvain as he dives down his foot, holds the rope and punches the poor jobber all at the same time. - "MMPPH! Get that thing out of my face!", orders a vexed Loserboy. - "No, it fits here perfectly, Loserboy!", says a rather calm Sylvain. - "I swear I'll get out of this and make you eat that boot!!!" | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 6 | | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 5 | | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 9 | Clearly, there is no way to stop Loserboy from babbling but to punch, kick and strike him in every possible ways. Sylvain is not stingy in his various attempts. He reaches for Loserboy's legs and pulls them downwards for a better pain effect on his Tree of Woe! - "I GIVE! I GIVE!", yells Loserboy again! | |
 | Tree of woe | Tree of Woe, part 891 | | |
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 | Knee backbreaker | Sylvain knee backbreakers Loserboy, part 2 | - "Well then, let me finish you off in my favorite submission hold: The Devastating Knee Backbreaker of Doom!" - "Hey! You're not allowed to steal my naming convention!", panics a Loserboy more concerned for his intellectual property rights than his well-being. - "You won't have anymore naming conventions once I'm done with you!", informs Sylvain. | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Sylvain knee backbreakers Loserboy, part 1 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Sylvain knee backbreakers Loserboy, part 3 | Sylvain fiercefully drives his arms down on the knee backbreaker, bending Loserboy with a gradually greater force. - "ARGH! Arrgghh!!!! AAAAARRRRRGH! I GIVE!!! I GIVE!" - "You really are a piece of trash, Loserboy, you know that?", laughs Sylvain. | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Sylvain knee backbreakers Loserboy, part 4 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Sylvain knee backbreakers Loserboy, part 5 | - "How about you tell me something else I want to hear? That's three times I hear you give up, but I didn't hear you say anything about my speedos." - "Argh... what about your speedos?" - "You know what I mean", says Sylvain as he bends the backbreaker again. - "Aaahh! I'll wash your speedos twice a week!", answers a Loserboy swiftly, fearing more pain on his back. - "That's more like it." | |
 | Combo: Knee backbreaker with groin claw | The Claw, part 1 | - "Since you're all so nice to me, I'll reward you with this little claw." A helpless Loserboy can only watch in agony as the greater and better heel Sylvain ends his victorious match with something that sends his jobber to La La Land. | |
 | Combo: Knee backbreaker with groin claw | The Claw, part 2 | | |
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