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| | Loserboy (id 111)
5'4", 160 lbs
Montreal, Quebec
Canada | Eman (id 2668)
5'7", 155 lbs
Montreal, Quebec
Canada | Loserboy faces a jobber known as Eman. Apparently, he is a worse jobber than Loserboy itself. Is this true? This match will answer this question.
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| As Loserboy embarks on the ring, he throws a confident look at Eman and shouts:
- "You are ready for this? You're going down, Eman! When I'm done with you, you'll be kissing my boot!"
With that, Loserboy and Eman take a fighting stance. Loserboy jumps in and they both lock up!
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| | Without losing any time, Loserboy switfly goes in with a bearhug!
- "Ha ha!", laughs a proud Loserboy, "I got you in a bearhug now!"
- "Arrrrrgggh!", squeals Eman, the helpless jobber. |
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| | - "You won't be able to get away from this! I'll crush you like I crush a toothpick in two!", howlers Loserboy as he squeezes the bearhug with all his might.
This match is already done, thinks Loserboy. He's faced with a jobber that can't even defend himself. He can finish this match right now. |
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| | Loserboy drops Loserboy on the ropes and makes sure that Eman is bound. He can't just finish a match in a matter of a few seconds. After all, he has a public to entertain. It's not everyday Loserboy gets to crush a worthless jobber.
With Eman in place, Loserboy gives a firm kick in Eman's gut.
- "Ooof!", belches Eman. |
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